Cashier: *dies at register*
Customer: are you open

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

tylerposesy:

scott mccall in that shirt

Destiny is for losers. It’s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

euo:

2nigga:

stop

oh ym god

HW